I’m at work. And I’m tired. And all I want to do is go home, but apparantly that can’t happen right now. There are no words for the kind of day I’ve had. Exhaustion doesn’t even begin to cover it. And for what I think is the first time in my life I actually was offended by some of my friends. I never get offended, but stupid straight men that have sexuality-confidence issues that feel it necessary to make fun of gay people and play it off as some sort of “look i’m being witty and on the edge” humor really don’t do it for me. I mean, I can laugh at it for a minute, but when you do it for hours I really start to get irritated. I mean, really? Why don’t you just get it over with? And why is it that you have nothing more interesting to talk about? UGH.
Okay let’s talk about who else I’m completely over. Um, people that are sickeningly DESPERATE in public. “Will anyone have sex with me? I’m horny!” …REALLY? Are you SERIOUS? …and I really don’t understand people who seem to have no end to their self confidence issues. No, you’re not the most beautiful person in the world. Neither am I, neither are most people. BIG DEAL. No, you’re not the most interesting person in the world, but I suppose that’s relative. No, you don’t have a boyfriend, but having a boyfriend for the sake of having it doesn’t make anything better or solve your problems. TRUST ME, it don’t. Yes, you are in fact drunk. No, I don’t care. Yes, you are a good person. No I really don’t care if they like me. I don’t know, I personally don’t think you’re gross, but whatever.
…Well I’m just venting. I had to spend my evening with many people that try my patience and I needed to bitch.
…AAAND I can finally go home and make soupy mac and cheese. THANK THE GOOD LORD ON HIGH.
Respectfully,
Eric T Martin
p.s. – I hate it when things are more complicated than they need to be.