Never do puzzles on shag carpeting…

ericmchicago — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:32:01 +0000

Oh my god… I am so angry right now I can’t even see straight. Can I just ask the universe one question?? WHY ARE HUMAN BEINGS SCUM?? WHY is it necessary for people to exploit others’ weaknesses to gain something they don’t even need? I’ll answer that question. IT’S NOT NECESSARY. I am so sick of sacrificing my quality of life for one single institution. I’ve been doing it for years now. It’s not fair. And No, life is not fair. I know that. The only people that don’t understand that are Paris Hilton and young corporate yuppies. Well, guess what, Hilton’s in prison and the yuppies are all fools. And now I have just eaten a MOUND of pizza rolls. Seriously, probably about 52 of the suckers. That’s how upset I am. You can always guage my anger based on pizza roll count.
…Well I’m feeling better, anyway, now that I’ve had my evil blood-pressure endangering food. Great. I already have high blood pressure. Maybe I’ll go comatose for a few weeks. At least then I wouldn’t have to deal with the 1,001 complications in my life. Seriously – I am an extremely patient person and right now I think I am reaching my limit. OH MY GOD I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!! …I haven’t been this upset in quite a while. But I can’t leave without saying this… FUCK THEM ALL. THEY’RE ALL GREEDY LITTLE FUCKERS WITH NO SENSE OF MORALITY OR ETHICAL RESPONSIBILITY.

…Life is too short for lies, people. Deception. Too short for second-guessing yourself. Too short for too much pain. Too short for a lot of things, really, and in the end life is way too short to waste even an ounce of love.

And most importantly…

LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO FUCK PEOPLE OVER. IT’S A WASTE OF EVERYONE’S TIME.AND MOST LIKELY KARMA WILL BRING YOU A HORRIBLY PAINFUL, SLOW DEATH.

…hopefully.

I have now vented to the universe and hopefully will now be able to get some sleep, though I doubt it. I’ll see all you fuckers in the morning, when I walk out my front door. And remember, always remember this: If you fuck me over, I WILL blog about you.

*sigh* …why is one piece of the damn puzzle always lost in the damn carpet?

Love you all,

Eric M

I think I’m in a bad mood

ericmchicago — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 22:24:19 +0000

AAAAaaand… Friday is Over It Day. I’m just over it all. I’m burnt out on BMST work, I’m burnt out at the Port, I’m burnt out on my relationship – which is now over – I’m burnt out on stupid people, I’m burnt out on complications, I’m burnt out on cat poop, I’m burnt out on bills, I’m burnt out on responsibility, I’m burnt out on just about everything in my life. And now I’m questioning as to whether or not “burnt” is even a word. Is it burned? burnt? …SIGH. Actually I was just really depressed today. I think that’s all it is. For no reason! Well, probably a few good reasons. I think it’s primarily my lack of sleep, my raging alcoholism, my raging workaholism, my horribly failed relationship, and my lack of real nutrition. …personally I think someone ELSE is to blame. I’m sure I’ll be back to 100% tomorrow when I wake up after a good night’s sleep. And if not then I’m just going to kill myself. Is there any other alternative? Good to know my sick sense of humor is still intact. Is it perhaps time for our 3rd official MEN SUCK party?? I will TOTALLY bring the cake. To anyone that actually reads this tripe (Harmony): Adieu Eric T Martin Related posts:Never do puzzles on shag carpeting… Byproducts of Target, Dreaming, and Self Re-evaluation Therapy Could Use Some Wonderflonium… Related posts:

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