Always take your friend’s Jizzlew
So, it's St. Patty's Day Weekend here in the Windy City. What does that mean? That means everyone is insane and drunk for approximately 72 hours straight. I have never seen such drunken mayhem as I have this weekend (and I have seen quite a lot of drunken mayhem). Well, Friday night was a wonderful time out with my little →
I’M DRUNK BLOGGING! HA!
I'm drunk and listening to Tom Jones, and eating pizza rolls with my cat. IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN THIS?? I tell you, NO. There is nothing that will put you in a better mood than listening to cheesy-ass TOM JONES when you're drunk on a Tuesday night! HA! I would have "She's A Lady" on my page -- that's →