I really dislike intellectual snobs. I kind of hate them. And i don’t like princesses most of the time. I don’t like people that “don’t get life.” I really don’t like people that make judgements on me without knowing me. Eternally confused people bother me. Smarmy people I want to hit. Self-righteous people annoy me. I dislike people that have no identity. I’m terrified of people that are horribly boring. I don’t like people that don’t understand what I’m saying to them. I don’t like people that try to make me feel stupid. It doesn’t work and I lose respect for you. Self-centered people annoy me a little. I despise people that make situations awkward and don’t know they’re doing it. I hate liars.
If you are one of these people:
Please do not talk to me for extended periods of time. Please do not hit on me. Please do not engage me in any activity that may last for more than 1 to 1 and-a-half minutes. Please do not tell me your problems. Please do not ask me questions that require answers longer than yes or no. Please do not attempt to “teach me” things. Please do not enlighten me. I do not have the time.
Thank you. I am hoping that this will weed out the unfortunates that ceaselessly waste my time. Don’t get me wrong – we can still be friends, but I probably just don’t like you very much.
Can I get back to work now? More matter, less art please.
Eric Martin